Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Honest Trailers

If you are like me, you love Honest Trailers from the folks over at Screen Junkies. Epic Voice Guy Jon Bailey voices these hilarious and fulfilling takes on movies, removing the need to see many of today's biggest budget (and lowest quality) films.

One of the features of every Honest Trailer is a short segment at the end where the Epic Voice Guy reads user comments. The things he is forced to say by the mindless public range from banal to asinine, although his voice makes them moderately entertaining.

However, there was once one thing he said that was utterly hilarious. It went like this:
"Don't say anything, just laugh your ass off" Oh. <laughs maniacally> Oh, my ass fell off.
For a couple years now, I have remembered the quote, but I didn't remember what video it belonged to. Well with a new baby at home and too much time being spent feeding him with nothing else to do, I have taken to watching all of the Honest Trailers again. And lo and behold, I found the video that contains this fantastic piece of humor.

You will find it here, in the Honest Trailer for Maze Runner.

You're welcome.

EDIT:
Honorable Mentions:
"M. Night Shyamalan is the best director ever to live" (in a strained voice) - From Star Wars: The Force Awakens

"Jar Jar Binks is the best Star Wars...No! No! I refuse!" - From Wreck-It Ralph
"How many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?" - From Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie
Something about Liam and Lisa leasing a Nissan - From Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
"RIP Vine" - From Sherlock
"I liked Fantastic Four. Heh, no I didn't." - From Mad Max: Fury Road
"Blewwwwbs" - From Clueless
"Who patrols the Paw Patrol?" - From Arcane (also "The first rule of Fight Club is: We don't talk about Bruno")
"A fart is a song your butt sings" - From Speed Racer

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